Poopy Goopy

The mana cost is a point in the 3D Cartesian plane at the start of you bupkeep, roll two dice for the pitch and the yaw ((1-20)*9) find the coordanite of the vector with a magnitude of 5 and and the specified yaw and pitch, then each rounded coordanite is each mana cost added together. {t} Physics time - If the current moon phase is a waning gibbous, throw a ball upwards as hard as you can. Track the time it takes for the ball to hit the ground. Round it downwards and throw the ball at target opponent. Do a little dance, then deal damage to target creature for X amount of damage, where X is the derivitave of 2X^Y, where Y is the binary sequence for the current time, written in base 3574.7, rounded to the nearest 3, then used as if it were base 10. {t} Zap - Look for the nearest electrical appliance. X is the largest number you can see on said appliance. Write down as many random numbers as the remainder of (X/30) Follow this process, iterating through the list of numbers, and let Y be the current number in the list. Record a constantly changing variable (C) starting at 5. For each iteration, do this process: C = (round(sin(C*Y*683.56) * 3857))mod(67) C = C + 1 repeat until list is done If C ever equals exactly 41, exile all permanents, except for this one, then terminate the iteration. If you iterate through the entire list without terminating, Deal C*X damage to target opponent. {t} Band - Make a sound. If someone does not attempt to replicate that sound in the next second, they fucking die, and create two fucking yottadecillion mosquitos, unless when a 20D is rolled, it doesn’t score a 6 or 7.{flavor} Why am I dumbass?