Prayers to Ass-God

Indestructible, Lifelink
As long as your devotion to white is less than 5,
Ass-God isn't a creature.
Whenever a cheeto enters the battlefield under
your control, you gain 1 life.
{2}{w}{w}: If Prayers to Ass-God isn't a creature, it
becomes a 3/4 Ass creature with flying and
lifelink in addition to its other types until end
of turn.