Princess Tiabeanie

DoubleStrike, Vigilance, Deathtouch, Hexproof,
Haste, Bean cannot be blocked.
Cactus Scratcher: Whenever this creature deals
combat damage to an opponent, they sacrifice
an artifact, and discard 2 cards.
Thank You Beangie{2}: At the beginning of your
next upkeep you gain 5 life, and draw a card, if
you did not pay {2}, sacrifice Bean, you become
a terrible person.