Pritch

Evader of chair. Drinker of rum. Aggravator
of audiences. Bridger of the Sabbath.
{0} Immune to any projectile attacks. {1} Any creature launching a projectile at creatures adjacent to Pritch will automatically change their mind and launch
it at Pritch instead, therefore missing.
{b} Pritch can only last 6 rounds due to overconsumption.