Pro Stand

Whenever Pro Stand enters the battlefield, get
$999 in cash and burn it. Just burn it. Don't
worry about he police, just burn it. Do it. DO IT.
DO IT!
{9}{t}: Create a copy of Pro Stand, except it enters
the battlefield tapped.
"*Disappointed, yet expected groans and pity
laughs*"
-Everyone at Apple WWDC 2019