Probius, Thrower of Games

Probius can't block.
{2}, Create a 3/2 "Photon Cannon" token
with reach and defender and "Sacrifice 'Photon
Cannon' at the beginning of your
next upkeep"
{4}{t}, Tap all creatures target opponent controls.
"WUHWUHWUHWUHWUHWUHWUH" -Probius