Professor Chaos, PHD

When a creature enters the battlefield, flip a coin.
When you win a coin flip, scry 1, then draw a card.
When you lose a coin flip, lose 2 life and draw a card.
{2}{r}{r} : Reflip a coin.
{r}{r}{r}{r} : Deal 3 damage to each other creature, and each player. Creatures dealt damage this way cannot be regenerated this turn. If this kills a creature, flip a coin. if you win, exile that creature.
When you are attacked, flip a coin. if you win, reduce all attacking creatures power to 0. if you lose, dou