Professor Dix

{t}: Summon a small unicorn.
{u}{x}: Professor Dix becomes a 4/4 Grill Master until end of turn. Grill master cooks X amount of target player's meats.
{u}{u}{u}{5}{t}: Professor Dix unexpectedly steals all opponent's items and wins game.
"Because of yoooouuuu!!" - Neil.