Professor Dix

{t}: Summon a small unicorn token.
{u}{x}: Until end of turn, Professor Dix becomes a
Grill Master. He will grill X amount of meats for target players.
{u}{u}{u}{u}{6}{t}: Professor Dix unexpectedly steal all items from all opponents and win the game.
"Because of yoooooouuuuu!!" - Neil