Propoganda

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller
pays {2} for each creature they control that's
attacking you.
"All is deceit. Nothing wears a true face or uses a
true name. Nothing is as it appears to be as if the
whole universe were busily playing out a function,
'guised in cunning. The mad are sane, the blind
can see, the sane are otherwise demented, good is
evil, and up, for all I care, is down."
— Dan Abnett, Penitent