Proposal

Ask any player on the table if they want to marry
you. If they say "yes", wait until they are in the
same phase as you, then fuse your life totals
together. Do the same thing for your opponents.
You two and both of your opponents are now
playing Two-headed Giant for the rest of the
game. (You share a life total but still count as separate players with separate battlefields. Both players of a
team loose and win together. Creatures can attack a specific player but both players can block wit