Pseudo-Intellectual

When Pseudo-Intellectual comes into play,
choose one: Target player discards a card for
each {u}used to cast Pseudo-Intellectual, or target
creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each {b} used to cast Pseudo-Intellectual.
You may play Conspiracies in any format.
{t}: Target academic is +2/+1 until end of turn.
Lose 1 Life.