Psudea, the Satyr of Lies

{t}: Put a fate counter on target creature that is not undead, demonic, or an enchantment.
{x}{r}: Gain control of target spell or activated ability that targets a creature and change the target to a tapped creature with a fate counter on it. X is the spell's converted casting cost.
{r}{r}{t}: Tap target creature that is not undead, demonic, or an enchantment.
With dread these inauspicious signs were view'd,
And soon a more disastrous end ensu'd;
-Ovid, Metamorphoses