Puffed Up With Conceit

Target creature gets +2/+2.

The clever men at Oxford know all there is to
know, but none of them know half as much as intelligent Mr. Toad! The army all saluted as
they marched along the road. Was it the King? Or Kitchener? No. It was Mr. Toad! The Queen and
all her ladies sat at the window and sewed. She cried
who is that handsome man? They answered:
Mr. Toad!