Pulcinella

When Pulcinella enters the battlefield, target
creature you control fights target creature you
don't control.
"He's conducting a breeding experiment. Humans can
breed with each other, but can't breed with demi-
humans. Is this not a true tragedy? For lovers to be
unable to bear the fruit of their union just because
they're from different species! To save such unfortunate
souls, Demiurge-sama is working hard. To develop
that possibility between humans and demi-humans!"
—Pulcinella