Pump the Meme Stocks

Divert each opponent. Then each player
who controls a $GME token draws a card.
(To divert a player, create $JUNK, a stock token artifact that has "At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life." and "{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: You lose 1 life.", then that player gains control of it.)
"LFGGGGG!"