Pumpkin Head and Horse

Vigilance, Lifelink, Haste, Trample
Other black creatures, you control gain vigilance.
Other red creatures, you control gain Haste.
Other horse creatures, you control gain Trample.
Other human creatures, you control gain Lifelink.
Creatures you don't control lose (if they have) Vigilance, Haste, Trample, and lifelink.
"Now I have your head. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"