Punished Schatter

Indestructible
Sacrifice target Pizza. Put a +1/+1 counter
on Punished Schatter.
Whenever a non-pizza creature is destroyed,
create an artifact pizza token.
Creatures you control are all Pizza in addition
to their other creature types.
{r}{r}: Until end of turn, all Pizzas you control
can be tapped to deal 1 damage.
His encounter with the clown has taken
a heavy toll.