Pusheen, Cat of Memes

+1: Create a 2/1 Stormy Adventurer Cat Creature with First Strike and Vigilance.
0: Put loyalty counters on Pusheen, Cat of Memes equal to the amount of cat creatures and food creatures you control, added together.
-8: In an act of supreme derpiness, target player taps all creatures they control. Those creatures don't untap during their next untap step.