Pussy

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When Pussy enters the stack, the term 'Life' is changed to 'Manhood' for the rest of the game. If a player says the word 'Life" until the game is over, they take 1 damage to their Manhood.
Pussy enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever you tap it, you may remove a counter and deal 1 damage to every opponent's manhood.