PVP but HCIM

Vigilance, Haste, Protection from Noobs.
If PVP but HCIM would die, exile it instead.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, put a
+1/+1 counter on PVP but HCIM.
Never Lucky - if you would search your library
for a card, instead flip a coin. If the result is
heads, do not search your library. If the result is
tails, flip another coin.