Quackity of Las Nevadas

Players can't gain life.
Whenever another creature dies, put two +1/+1 counters on Quackity of Las Nevadas.
{2}{b}{r}: Gain control of target creature with less
power than Quackity of Las Nevadas until end of
turn, untap that creature and it gains haste until
end of turn.
"Woke up and I'm choosing violence."