Quasimodo

Defender
Quasimodo's power and toughness are equal
to the number of creatures you control.
If a creature you control would be dealt damage,
you may redirect that damage to Quasimodo
{t}: Quasimodo deals damage to any target equal
to the damage dealt to him this turn.
"All my life, you've told me the world is a dark cruel
place, but now I see that the only thing dark and cruel
about it is people like you!"