Queen Marika's Extortion

If X is 1 choose 1, If X is 3 choose 2, If X is 5 choose 3.

•Create X tapped treasure tokens where X is the number
of creatures on the battlefield.
•Each opponent discards X cards where X is the number
of cards in your hand.
•Choose a color, this sorcery deals damage equal to the number of creatures on the battlefield to each creature
of the chosen color.

—Don't hit me on the face