Quentin 'The Cookie' Hollypie

Present thrower - At the beginning of your upkeep each opponent creates a colorless present artifact token with shroud.
At the beginning of an opponents upkeep, that player sacrifices a colorless present artifact token. When he or she does, that player flips a coin. If heads comes up, that player puts the top four cards into his or her graveyard. If tails comes up, that players creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.