Quintin,trying to be Edgy

+1: Quintin tells you a random history factoid. Give target creature +1/+1 and lifelink.
-3: Quintin tries to be dark and broody. Discard X cards, then draw X cards, then gain X life.
-6: Unlimited trivia power! Gain an emblem that says "At the end of each turn, summon a 5/5 artifact creature with haste and lifelink."