R. G., Father-of-all-Cards

The exact name of this card is Richard Garfield,
Ph. D., Father-of-all-Cards, Multiverse's Incarnation, Voice of Magic, First of the Gathering.
Richard Garfield is every color (pink is a color).
Protection from everything (Did you really think
that your pathetic Lightning Bolt could affect me ?)
{t}, {4}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}{c} — Until end of turn, you are
able to cheat (Please, use your puny imagination to
do the rest).