R-Tard Twosome
Memberberries
Murderous Cheating — Whenever you cast a spell that
has Memberberries, gain control of target creature with mana value
3 or less an opponent controls until the end of turn.
Nathan: "I can't stand him, Mimsy. That Jimmy kid makes my
fuckin... skin crawl.
Mimsey: Duhh you always hated Jimmy, boss. Ever since
he whooped you at soifin' last summer camp, he really took it to
you good, haha."
Nathan: Shut up, Mimsssyyy!
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