R-Tard Twosome

Memberberries

Murderous Cheating — Whenever you cast a spell that
has Memberberries, gain control of target creature with mana value 3 or less an opponent controls until the end of turn.

Nathan: "I can't stand him, Mimsy. That Jimmy kid makes my fuckin... skin crawl.
Mimsey: Duhh you always hated Jimmy, boss. Ever since
he whooped you at soifin' last summer camp, he really took it to you good, haha."
Nathan: Shut up, Mimsssyyy!