Rabid Meth-Goblin

Haste
Rabid Meth-Goblin enters the battlefield
with a -1/-1 counter on it.
When Rabid Meth-Goblin dies, divide any
-1/-1 counters on it between all other creatures.
Ow! Did he just bite me? HE BIT ME!
-Nadeen Corvo, High Judge