Raccacoonie

Whenever one or more creatures you control
die during your turn, reveal the top card of your
library. An opponent chooses one —
• You put that card into your hand and they
gain control of Raccacoonie.
• You put that card into your graveyard.
"Raccacoonie taught me so much! I... I didn't even
know... how to boil an egg! He taught me how to spin
it on a spatula! I'm useless alone."