Radio-Controlled Renovator

{1}{r/w}{t}, If a vehicle you control would be dealt
damage, repair it instead. (Repaired vehicle phases
out until the next upkeep. If damage is prevented this
way, you get two Energy Drink counters {e}{e})

At the beginning of an opponent's combat phase,
you may pay {e}{e}{e}{e}. If you do, this creature
becomes a +7/+0 Fridge Fund Fiend until end
of turn. It can block any number of creatures,
and gains absorb 17. (Prevent the first 17 damage
dealt to this creature.)