Rakdos' (Roman's) Carnarium

Rakdos' Carnarium enters the battlefield tapped.
When Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield,
return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{t}: Gain {b}{r} .
The picture of all pictures to entice lady Sarah with oh-so-sexy (AKA TERRIFYING) view of Roman's Carnarium (mouth). November 2018. (AND SOMEHOW SARAH STAYED INTERESTED = LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?)