Ral, Sparkless Storm Mage

Instants and sorceries you cast have Storm.
If you control two or more creatures, you lose the game.
If your storm count is above 7, flip Ral, Sparkless Storm Mage
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery, Ral, Sparkless Storm Mage deals 2 damage to it's controller
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