Ralph the Turtle

Ralph the turtle costs {x} ore for every non turtle on the battlefield
{u}{g}{t} Gain 3 life for every land you have
{5}{t} Put a +1/+1 counter on Ralph the Turtle for every head of lettuce in your fridge
{t} Double the amount of +1/+1 counters on Ralph the Turtle
{5} Put Ralph the Turtle on top of your deck