Ramsays Rage

choose one target creature, then destroy all
enchantments and creatures
target creature gets X -1/-1 counters, where X is
half of the target creatures toughness rounded up
if this spell targets Gordon Ramsay or if
Gordon Ramsay is in play:
• Gordon Ramsay gets a +1/+1 counter for each creature destroyed this way
• Gordon Ramsay gains hexproof if targeted
creature is a Human