Randall Terry, Candidate

Randall Terry cannot attack or block.
Randall Terry does not untap during its owner's untap step.
{p/r}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target non-Woman creature.

{3}{r}: Randall Terry gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where
X is the number of permanents on the battlefield.
{1}{r}, {t}: Randall Terry deals damage equal to its power
to any target.
Sacrifice a permanent: Untap Randall Terry.
When Randall Terry dies, create a 0/1 red Aborted Baby creature token.