Randall, the Life Sucker

When Randall, the Sucker is on the battlefield activated abilities of artifacts cost {2} less to
activate.
When Randall, the Sucker does damage to player, if they don't have an enchantment named Tech Ticket,
the opponent gets condescending counters
instead of damage.
{p/b}{p/w}: Exile target enchantment or artifact.
"You can't fix stupid." - Randall