Random Chimp Event

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack,
players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't
mana abilities.)
Create X 3/3 red and green ape creature tokens.
Whenever an ape enters the battlefield this turn,
that creature's controller may choose one:
- it fights target creature without vigilance.
- destroy target artifact.
"BE PREPARED. REMAIN VIGILANT."