Ranshi, Magnetic Archmage

Creatures can attack Ranshi, Magnetic Archmage
as if it were a player, and you can block
accordingly.
Creatures must attack each turn, and must attack Ranshi, Magnetic Archmage if possible.
Whenever one or more creatures attack, Ranshi, Magnetic Archmage deals X damage to each of
them, where X is the number of attacking
creatures.
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