Raphaël Gorichon

You may reduce Raphael Gorichons mana cost by {x}, by punching yourself very hard in the dick {x} times.
When Raphael Gorichon arrives on the battlefield,
destroy all lands and permanents that are not your opponents. Discard your hand.
When Raphael Gorichon goes to the graveyard, you loose the game.
You also loose the next 2 games. You might win the one after that, who knows !