Raquel, the Urgent

{g}{g}{t}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature
HELP!
{x}{b}{t}: Target creature or player takes {x}damage.
SIR!
{b}{g}: Raquel, the Urgent is unblockable this turn.
URGENT!
"HELP! SIR! URGENT!" is the last thing many
adventurers hear before they perish...