Raymond + Muscles

0: Target creature you control gets +0/+1 and gains deathtouch and reach until your next turn.
0: Sacrifice target creature. Put X loyalty counters on Raymond + Muscles, where X is the creature's toughness. Create a 0/1 black Scion token.
-5: You get an emblem with 'All creatures you control get +0/+4 and have deathtouch and reach.'