Raz, Scumlord of Marbodia

Raz, Scumlord of Marbodia enters the battlefield
with X Grog counters where X is the number of
Beers you've had today prior to summoning him.
Raz gets X +1/+1 and must be blocked by X creatures where X is the number of Grog
counters on him.
When Raz deals combat damage to a player create
a Grog Cannon token and tilt it in a direction of
your choosing. Those Scallywags are in for it now!
"Senktrid? Never heard of 'im. But he owes me
a beer."