Razz, Pizza Specialist

Whenever a player gains exacly 2 life, you draw a card and each opponent that has not gained exactly 2 life this turn lose 1 life. This ability triggers only 3 times each turn.
"Once, I was a warrior. Then I took a sword to the gut, and let’s just say my abs retired early. Now, instead of dodging blades, I dodge rolling dough too hard. Instead of crushing my enemies, I crush tomatoes. But hey, at least my battlefield smells like garlic instead of blood."
— Razz, Pizza Specialist