Real and Super

-This card is useless. It is a wild ceratok that
costs 3 more mana.
-But. . . That s because is superwild!
-I And why it is a rhino rhino?
-Because it s REAL!
-It is still a 4/3 and you haven t added it any ability. . .
-BECAUSE IT IS A CERATOK!!!
-Buff. . . I can t stand you.