Reason's End

Flip a coin:
•Heads, all players shuffle their decks X times,
exiling the top card of their decks each time.
•Tails, all players exile their hands and shuffle
their decks X times.
Reason, order, truth, ambition, trust, self, death?
These things are perceptions, not reality. Hear me,
our only reality is paper! Paper and cardboard!
Shuffle Shuffle shuffle SHUFFLESHUFFLESHUFF-
-final words of Jorgla the Mad