red gremlin

Goad. Landfall- Create a 1/1 Red Gremlin token with goad under an opponents control with this ability. “Hi. I’m Leonard Maltin, and this - is The Movie Police. Today we’ll start with our video watch. Just rereleased on video is the movie “Gremlins“, though I really can’t imagine why. Now, I know some people found this movie fun, but me, I’d rather spend two hours having root canal work done. What’s fun about a movie full of ugly, slimy, mean-spirited, gloppy little monsters who run amok and attack innocent people? Are movie goers so desperate for entertainment that this is trash that passes for fun?” Leonard Maltin