Reece, Devious Tormenter

{5} Untap 5 mana
{x} Summon X Stick Figure tokens
{t} Yell "woohoo". Any opponent who reacts takes 3 damage.
{4}{2} Smack the table 42 times, or until someone's card(s) falls off the table. Any card that falls is placed in that player's graveyard.
Demolish the muffin! - Reece