Reek, Heir to Nothing

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to
Reek, Heir to Nothing instead.
Prevent all damage that Reek, Heir to Nothing
would deal.
If Reek, Heir to Nothing would be put into the graveyard, return it to your hand instead.
"You're Reek. You'll always be Reek, no matter how
sweet you smell. Your nose may lie to you. Remember
your name. Remember who you are."