Relegation

Return target nonland permanent you control
and nonland permanent you don't control to their owners' hands.
Draw a card.
"You scamp! Look what you've done now!"
"I-I apologize master.....I can feel-"
"There's no use resisting it. If you're so inclined to return after this, I'll eagerly prove again what a simpleton you are." - Seraph Brager